Tonight's Episode: This Old House gets Guerrilla'd

  The Girl and I got married August 5th, 2011. The chef who provided our fantastic spread, Nico Romo of Fish. When I found out the Guerrilla Cuisine Valentine's Day dinner would be with the guy who wowed our wedding guests, it was a no brainer. This is the youngest Master Chef of France in the US, which means he is a pretty big deal. The Girl and I were in. Didn't hurt that wine was included.

The menu: turns out sheepshead meant fish, not a sheep's head

     
For those of you unfamiliar with Guerrilla Cuisine's underground supper club, check out our first (of three and counting) dinner with them and Jeremy Holst. This dinner was held in the historic William Aiken House, one of Charleston's most beautiful properties. One thing we love about these dinners is the unique venues. Added into the mix was the Jazz awesomeness that is the Joe Clark Trio, Charleston's best mood setter.

This is the kind of chandelier that should be killing Bruce Willis' enemy

First course, Lobster Spring Roll was a fantastic...well, lobster spring roll. Paired with it was a nicely spiced curry bisque that had enough heat to please me but mild enough that The Girl wasn't blown away. 

Crispy, sweet, and a touch of heat.

Second course was a take on a croque madame, with a coconut bread and perfectly cooked duck. Now, The Girl doesn't care for duck, and she still wouldn't order this on her own, but she did like the taste and the fact it wasn't greasy. For me, the truffle oil that finished the plate was slightly overpowering, but in a good way. I wish I could tell you about the wine, but our new friend iSaw EddieVedder, distracted me with a bottle of Allagash he brought. 

So not what I remember having in Paris as a poor student.

Third course was a pancetta-wrapped North Carolina sheepshead, with lentils, haricot verts, and sous vide squash. I found the squash a little underdone, but still tasty. The lentils were great, and the haricot verts were cooked perfectly. The fish itself was a split decision for The Girl and I. She's not a great lover of fish, and if not for the pancetta she probably wouldn't have finished the fish. I enjoyed it, though I wasn't overwhelmed and thought it the least successful dish of the night.

Sometimes the wrapping paper is the best part of the present. 

The main course was a duo of of pork loin and beef with a demi-glaze, parsnip puree, and vegetables. The pork was tasty as hell, but we both would have liked a little pink in our pork. The beef was delicious, and the parsnip puree was fun and inviting. The star of the dish though, and the night, was the demi-glaze.  This is the kind of sauce you slap on your in-law's cooking to make it edible (well, not MY in-laws, of course).

You see the sauce on that pork? Put that on gravel and I'll eat it

The dessert is a couple's affair. A build your own plate. Very yummy, but I'll let the pictures do the talking on this one. 

Your utensils

your base

Your weapons

Our creation

Some people decide to act like they have talent

After the dessert, came a small tray with two mints. Well, they looked like mints. Unfortunatly for a couple of quick eaters, they were actually hand towels that were activated when the waiters poured hot water on them. Cotton mouth indeed.

Cute lil' mints

Turns into a cleansing towel, well unless you ate it.

Very good meal. There were a few flaws, and some choices I wouldn't have made, but neither of us regretted the money we spent on the evening, and that is how I decide on how successful the dinner was. Well, that and how good the end of the night kiss from The Girl is. That kiss was pretty damn solid.

(As a one-off event, I'm skipping the usual scores. Instead, I will just say GO TO A GUERRILLA CUISINE DINNER! It's time for you to be cool, too.)

Oh, you're still reading? You must want to hear about the after party. Let me just tease you. The MacIntosh, Sweatbreads, and Mexican Cake Beer. 

 Yes....sweetbreads

iSaw and his wife, throwing up gang signs (or making the case for more wine)

#Forkandtell #GuerillaDinner

Technique: Cooking Bacon.....in Water

Why would someone cook bacon in water? That just sounds awful. One would think the water would leach out all the fatty goodness. Your right. Thats what makes it so good. When you pan sauté bacon in water a lot of the fat leaves the bacon and jumps in the pool. Then the water boils off. That leaves you bacon cooking in bacon fat. Now we are talking

There are two other reasons to use this technique. First, it frees you from the sauté pan. The majority of the cooking happens through the boiling of the water, so you can focus your attention elsewhere. There will be an audible announcement to let you know you need to start watching. The final reason is even cooking. This is most true for thick cut bacon, but even for your Oscar Meyer thin cut you will see a difference. The water cooking allows for a full cooking without browning, so no burnt outside and chewy inside. Here are the steps:

First Place your bacon in a sauté pan.

Next, fill the pan with water till bacon is covered.

Place the pan on the burner, crank up to high, and let it boil.

When the water is just about boiled off, it will begin to snap and hiss at you. Reduce to medium, and cook till the bacon is brown and crispy. This shouldn't be more than a minute or two.

End result: perfectly crispy, super tasty, and light not greasy bacon. Give it a shot and let me know how it turns out for you!

Recipe: Pickled Beets & Homemade Mayo

Beets are a love affair for me. I love them roasted with goat cheese, raw shaved into a slaw, stewed with onion and beef. The grand daddy of them all, though, is pickled. For my lady friends Que Syrah Syrah (The wine girl), Flashdance (The blogger),  and Golightly (The Deal Maven) I whipped up a batch that has a little bitter, a little sweet, and a little heat. The overall effect is almost like a hot-cinnamon flavor (mild) that is a fun play on the classic.

Ingredients:
5 pounds fresh beets, ends trimmed
1 cup white sugar
1 cup light brown sugar
1 tablespoon coarse kosher salt
1/2 quart white vinegar
2 cups apple cider vinegar
1/4 cup cloves
2 tablespoons ground cayenne pepper
Mason jars

1. Place beets in a large stockpot with water to cover. Bring to a boil, and cook until tender, about 15 minutes depending on the size of the beets. If beets are large, cut them into quarters. Drain, reserving 2 cups of the beet water, shock in an ice bath and peel.
2. Sterilize jars and lids by immersing in boiling water for at least 10 minutes. Fill each jar with beets and add several whole cloves to each jar. For this I prefer the smaller size mason jars, as they will on average hold one full-size beet.
3. In a large saucepan, combine the sugar, beet water, both vinegars, cayenne, and salt. Bring to a rapid boil. Pour the hot brine over the beets in the jars, and seal lids.
4. Place a rack in the bottom of a large stockpot and fill halfway with water. Bring to a boil over high heat, then carefully lower the jars into the pot using tongs. Leave a 2 inch space between the jars. Pour in more boiling water if necessary until the water level is at least 1 inch above the tops of the jars. Bring the water to a full boil, cover the pot, and process for 10 minutes.

The next recipe I want to share with you is for Mayonnaise. Mayo? Really? That's what I want to talk about? Yes. The craptastic bread-spread you buy in plastic jars at the Pig is, in addition to being harsh on the tongue, is also awful for you. Flip over to the ingredients and you see sugar, vinegar, preservatives, and stabilizers. It isn't hard to understand the odd consistency. The homemade stuff, the REAL DEAL, is not only so tasty you can eat it by the spoonful, but....well, you don't need any buts, it's just good.

Ingredients:
1 teaspoon water
2 teaspoons lemon juice
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1 large egg yolk
3/4 to 1 cup canola or other vegetable oil

1. In a small metal or glass bowl, combine water, lemon juice, salt, and egg yolk.
2.  In a measuring cup with a spout, measure out the oil. 
3. Whisk the yolk until dispersed, then slowly add the oil three to four drops at a time. 
4. Once you have added 1/4 cup, you can begin to add the oil faster until gone.
5. At this point you are done, unless you want to go crazy. Try adding cayenne pepper, or dill, or garlic, or.....well, anything.